I wasn’t always a fan of church, but I always went. But apparently this boy really didn’t like church. It doesn’t say if he was avoiding a Mormon church or some other service, but it was in Utah. Still pretty funny! 😉
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Did you see that there’s a police video of this incident?
Oh, and Chino found some more videos about it! 😀
Hilarious!
@2: Thanks for noticing!
A Friends little sister went to church for the first time at the age of seven. She stated that she would never go back because the water was warm and the snack was just stale bread.
She nailed that one!